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Rick: Hey, you know what, Morty? Why don’t we christen our squeaky-clean windshield here by watching a little of this purge through it? why don’t you have some candy bars, as well? Rick: All right, well, w-what do I owe you for the wiper fluid? Rick: So, what do you do during the festival? You lock yourself in, or you go out and do some stuff? They’re peaceful, and then, you know, they just purge. There was this one world that called it just murder night. You know, sometimes it’s called the cleansing or the red time. Rick: No, no, but I’ve been to a few planets with the same gimmick. Rick: Oh, I know what this is! You’ve been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year where you all run around robbing and murdering each other without consequence.

#RICK AND MORTY LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER SCRIPT FREE#

Guy: Ooh, well, for millennia, our society has been free of crime and war, living in perfect peace.

Guy: Sundown is when the festival begins. Of course, you’ll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown.

Guy: The general store ought to have what you need. Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet, or are you gonna freak out and start worshipping us? Rick: Well, w-what did you think, Morty? Life just developed on earth by itself? Here, let me take care of this. Ohh!Relax.That’s what windshields are for.I didn’t know that there were bugs out in space. Nicee to get back to the basics after a pretty intense, mixed-bag of a year. It’s pretty great to be in this spaceship, just the two of us, you know? Just cruising around, Rick and Morty style. This article is a transcript of the Season 2 Rick and Morty episode Look Who's Purging Now. You can help the Rick and Morty Wiki by expanding it. Previous: ' Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate' This is a transcribed copy for the episode ' Look Who's Purging Now.' Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.

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